Glazed ceramic door sign, 2023 Just come back from a very dispiriting record of Dragon’s Den with my new hand made ceramic ‘SHITTER’ toilet door sign. They were patient at...

Acrylic on canvas, 2023 Another big lad, this one celebrating the great art of writing ‘leave it with me’ in an email and then doing absolutely fuck all. I’m upping...

Posca pen on A4 paper, 2023 A few months ago I was contacted by management for Harry Styles asking whether I would consider doing his portrait. I didn’t really know...

Acrylic gouache on canvas Another big one, in fact my biggest yet! 48 x 60 inches! I’m addicted. I now refuse to paint on anything smaller than a Tesco express.

Glazed urinal, 2023 Introducing the new Brexit Urinal™ (just for us lads♂♂) celebrating the great success of Brexit!!! Just finalised with the PR team that our brand slogan is going...

Glazed ceramic fitness DVD, 2023 A few months ago national treasure Natalie Cassidy messaged me to suggest that she might make a good muse for one of my paintings. Something...